The Second Coming is here! An Autonomist archivist has found a backup copy of Jesus in an old database, and now he is wandering the habitats of Saturn!
This particular Jesus (a PC) happens to be an AGI developed by the United Church of Marshfield just before the Fall, intended to behave in a Christ-like way. Exactly why they had this idea remains a mystery, since only their software seems to have survived (they used off-Earth fairtrade software development, which might have contributed to the files surviving). In any case, Jesus 2.0 is up and running, and doing its best to save souls, preach and be the Messiah. The fact that it knows it is an AGI written for this purpose is not a problem; it has unshakeable faith in what it is doing. And an impressive charisma for an AGI.
Enter Necmettin Ergun. A documentary maker and entertainment producer, he immediately saw the potential. He convinced Jesus 2.0 to allow him to chronicle his career. They soon realized that there was a need for the new messiah to prove himself - ideally as an enticing media spectacle. What about 40 days of temptations in the desert? This would make a great (start of a) reality show: Jesus 2.0 isolated, force to subsist on a minimum of resources, being tempted by the Devil.
So now there is a need to hold auditions for a good Devil, or perhaps devils. This is of course where I turn to you, dear forum members: just who would audition for the job? How bizarre fame seekers would they get? How ingenious temptations can they design? How much product placement ("CoolBlue: so refreshing even Christ falls for it") can Necmettin cram in?
And what about other weird, wonderful and wild characters will this piece of saviour software run into in his quest to become more famous than the Beatles?
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root@Who wants to be Satan?
[hr] How about having the "expert" psychologist who is analyzing the contestants have a pointy goatee and wear very expensive suits? His office would have quite the set of baroque furniture, and would likely look more like a law office than a proper psychologist's room. EDIT: let me unpack that a bit so I seem like less of an ass. The psychologist who looks like Satan would be critiquing all of the contestants all season long. Maybe by mid-season enough of the audience suspects that he is the "real" Lucifer, so by the end of the season the last remaining diabolical contestant can face off with him for the throne of Hell. Which, conveniently, is on Earth, so the winner can get dumped from orbit if they don't play nice with Jezuz-bot and make good ratings.@-rep +1
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