TITAN Space Vault 23

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TITAN Space Vault 23

Hey. Before we get started, I want to tell you that it will be ok. There will be some difficult times, but you can relax. I've secured White access to some healing vats, but you have to be awake for a part of the process and that can be unpleasant. That's why I'm here.

We need to stimulate some memories so we can draw up a neural map. It's entirely voluntary, but with the amount of reconstruction we're looking at, well, you'll get better faster if you try. In the end, no one is in your way but yourself.

Now, do you remember being Re-Instantiated? You used to know how to drive a ground vehicle; what was it?

Thank you for your entirely voluntary response. Our next entirely voluntary question: do you remember committing treason? Please list your mutant communist co-traitors for processing.

Do you remember going through this process before? Oh...

ZAP.

That's better. Thank you for your cooperation, you are now fixed.

REPORT FOR MANDATORY VOLUNTEER DUTY! FAILURE TO REPORT FOR MANDATORY VOLUNTEER DUTY IS TREASON! TREASON IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH AND BRAINSCRUBBING. AND FRIEND COMPUTER WOULD BE SAD. MAKING FRIEND COMPUTER SAD IS TREASON!



The Computer wants you to be happy. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be happy is treason. Treason is punishable by death.