Suicidal-Crazy: Attacking an async with a kabob
Just-So-Crazy-It-Might-Work-Crazy: Equipping an army of smart monkeys with cyberbrains for distributed infosec attacks
Now-Firewall-Is-After-YOU-Crazy: Recording a basilisk hack and using it as an emergency room clearing tool
Therapy-Crazy: Keeping all the cortical stacks you've "confiscated" in a Santa Claus sack
Pretty curious what others have come up with.