This is entirely plausable in EP

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Baalbamoth Baalbamoth's picture
This is entirely plausable in EP

Hey all, a minor pastime I have is going to Highideas.com and reading the musings of totally blazed stoners... one of my all time favorites is this one...

I'm going to buy a baby gorilla and teach him human ways. When I come home from work my gorilla will have 4 blunts pre-rolled and one already lit up. My gorilla will roll the fattest and best blunts in the land because he needs a gorilla sized blunts. When it gets big enough I'm going to buy some gorilla armor and a saddle and ride him around town as we smoke the blunts he just rolled.

it struck me... this is entirely plausible in EP...

that got me thinking, its sorta like those "in soviet Russia..." jokes, (with Russian accent) "In eclipse phase, BREAKFAST EATS YOU!!"

just thought you'd get a kick out of it...

"what do I want? The usual — hundreds of grandchildren, complete dominion over the known worlds, and the pleasure of hearing that all my enemies have died in highly improbable accidents that cannot be connected to me."