Now, y'all been saying it for a million years. The writers are too mean to the biocons, the capitalists get a bad rap. But the way I see, the problem ain't how the Jovians or the Consortium is portrayed. Capitalists are assholes. Conservatives are assholes. No, the problem, see, is that anarchists and socialists and libertarians are assholes too.
With that in mind, I decided to park my behind down by the ol' writing desk and type out a different Autonomist Alliance. As a tribute to the inspiring cynicism possessing Posthuman Studios when they developed the Planetary Consortium and the Jovian Republic, I present to you: The Cynic's Autonomist Alliance.
All feedback and ideas would be mighty kindly received. But do remember; I ain't looking for no utopia, and I don't care what you're selling — hypercapitalism and bioconservatism and autonomism is all the same horseshit to me.